Burger Queen

king.jpgCP+B continues its Burger King/Brooke Burke paparazzi parody, begun here and furthered here.

The two are now engaged, so the next logical step in the viral ploy is either baby or break-up. And since you know a baby would be nixed by both client and supermodel, my money’s on skidsville next month for the King and Queen.

You’re welcome Burger King. This blog’s new motto: putty in CP+B’s hairless, tanning oil-greased hands.

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