Henry: Portrait of a Search Engine Serial Killer

It’s hard to pimp your Website in the city that never sleeps.

Especially when you’re the Internet Outsider Insider.

The who? A man without fear: Blodget. No beta blockers needed!

On a two day killing spree, he slashed MSN, leaving Live Search Sucking Wind After All These Years. (Or days.)

Henry’s Panama hat? Strategically dipped (hannibal lecter-like) below one eye. His corpse? Had a familiar face:Yahoo’s Revenue Per Search Stinks.

Some search engines call him a space cowboy. Some call him the gangster of love.

Blodge The Ripper: Ripped Google’s stock price a new one today: Google to $2,000 a Share?

A (stock) picker? A grinner. A joker? A sinner.

Henry: Portrait of a SErial Killer. Who’s behind the Metamorphosis of Blodget’s in-beta blogger’s digi-bizWeb2.0site?

Stay ‘tooned.

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