SES Speakers to Be Outfitted with Buzzword Shock Wristband

Was last week’s SES New York just too filled with buzzwords? Was Guy Kawasaki’s keynote too predictable? Did you feel that reading Lisa Barone’s live blog coverage was the same as actually being there?

Those days are over.

From now on, if an SES speaker ever utters a buzzword, they will be shocked by this hi-tech wristband from ThinkGeek.

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Buzzwords that trigger the wristband include:

  • integration
  • transparency
  • visibility
  • user intent
  • funnel
  • engagement
  • conversation
  • buzzword
  • tactics
  • collaboration
  • syncing
  • maturation
  • competency
  • paradigm
  • discovery
  • relationship
  • leveraging
  • globalization
  • optimization

What do YOU think of the buzzword shock wristband? Leave your comments below.

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